I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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