well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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