she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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