I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
We had to coat check the pizza.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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