We won't sleep together?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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