im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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