You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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