Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
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How does a face ride mean we're back together?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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