worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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