Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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