Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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