yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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