I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The feeling are messing with the penis
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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