I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
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another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
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He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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