Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
