we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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