I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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