She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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