Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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