my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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