Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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