Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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