But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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