i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
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You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
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Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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