you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Boobs are out for the taking
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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