So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
so let's talk penis.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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