rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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