yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
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Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
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