yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
