i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
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Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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