I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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