Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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