i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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