so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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