You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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