If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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