I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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