weddingsv make me drug and hornr
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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