He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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I need you to use more vowels.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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