Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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