I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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