He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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