did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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