honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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