I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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