I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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