On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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