super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Success! We fucked roommates!
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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