Don't you send me to vm
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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