Dual....:-)
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Never underestimate the power of titties
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