Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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