turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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