i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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