I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Randomize
