Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
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She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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