On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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