Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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